Up-dick

When your dick points almost straight up when hard. Also, you can’t push it down passed 90 degrees of angle. You can basically lift weights with your dick if you have up dick.

“When I’m hard my dick basically looks at me, I must have Up-dick.”

by IYKYK.. Hi friends September 25, 2020

Dick Waffle

1) A penis-shaped waffle. The phallic food products are sold at a food stall in Bangkok named “Pho Hai Ma,” which means “I Got It From My Dad” in English.
2) An insult when no insult is good enough.

1) Dick Waffles don't taste like dick.
2) HEY!! DICK WAFFLE!!!

by catchingfire3 June 12, 2018

dick health

The condition of the male genitalia and/or genital area with regards to sexually transmittable diseases.

I'm enjoying good dick health at the moment. My warts are gone and I don't have chlamydia anymore.

by Scarry Larry August 3, 2016

Dick Nugget

An annoying fuckboy who claims to have a massive shlong but aint got shit

Oh my god that kid told me his dick is 10 inches but Samantha told me he's a dick nugget.

by Lesbian Jesus July 14, 2015

Dick in a jar

When you’re jamming with your mates and create the best number one selling song about getting your dick stuck in a jar

“I got my dick in a jar, while I’m driving my car. And I couldn’t go far, because my dicks in the jar (balls deep in the jar)”

by Waldpflanze April 5, 2021

Re-dicked

When the first dicking wasn't enough.

Kathy was unsatisfied with her lover and requested to be Re-dicked

by spookypooky December 31, 2014

Oliver’s dick

It’s quite large. Around 8-9 inches long and 3-4 inches thick

Damn, you gotta Oliver’s dick

by I’m better than Ryan January 29, 2021