time distortion

The effect where time runs uncomfortably fast whilst sitting in front of computer surfing the Internet, in stark contrast to the slower passage of time experienced during a walk

I swear, every time I sit down to binge-watch videos, I experience time distortion—what felt like 30 minutes turned into three hours!

by Emotional Cruiser September 22, 2025

Hang time

Some one that should play hangman irl

Person 1: *exists*
Person2: You should get some hang time fr fr.

by Unparalleled.South April 26, 2022

Aang Time

When one smokes (fire), drinks (water), trips (earth), and vapes (air) all at once, mastering all 4 elements and becoming The Avatar.

Peasant: ayy gang u straight??
THE AVATAR: ਵੌਪਿਮਜੂਮੱਰਬਚੈਤੋੁਨਤਿੂਜਨੜੰĮAANG TIME ÑÎgGĀĀĀĀĀਕੇਲਾਗਜੈਨਬਵਿਨੈੰਵਬੱਨਰਡੀਾੱਬ
Peasant: Dials Animal Control*

by ButtersFN November 16, 2023

same as last time

its js the same as last time past tense

ayy did u forget the milk expires
no its the same as last time
skibidi skegma ohio

by jsanormal_person124okie September 30, 2024

Time-Area of Effect (TAoE)

noun

When an event messes with your energy or mood before and after it actually happens.
Inspired by video game “area of effect” attacks, except this one hits across time instead of space.

Example:
If I have to go to work on Tuesday, I’m already tired on Monday and still exhausted on Wednesday.
That’s the time-area of effect (TAoE) of my job.

Usage:
“Bro, that meeting has such a huge TAoE, I can’t enjoy my weekend.”
“Vacations have a positive TAoE. The good vibes start before you even leave.”

by Aloumvrios October 14, 2025

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 13, 2025

5am Pacific Time

The emptiness and lull in activity experienced by extreme internet-junkies and gamers during the early morning hours after everyone else has either gone to bed or is getting up to go to work, so named because this is when servers typically shut down for scheduled maintenance. This term transcends the local lull in activity experienced by people who stay up all night partying, having the distinction that no matter where you are in the world or what schedule you keep, and no matter how many different time zones the people you interact with are in, if you are on an English-speaking website you're probably going to experience a noticeable drop in activity around those hours.

Oh man, where'd everybody go? Just a moment ago I was having amazing conversations in like 15 different browser tabs and now nobody is saying anything! Must be 5am Pacific Time.

by ethacetin November 16, 2014