as thick as a Boxing Day turd

A way of describing someone who is thick or stupid.

“She’s as thick as a Boxing Day turd, her!”

by AwesomeGuy898 June 21, 2025

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National give your boyfriend his boxers back day

October 17 is national give your boyfriend his boxers back day, so give them back.

Babe, it’s national give your boyfriend his boxers back day, so here are your boxers

by yourboyfriend;) October 15, 2020

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Murphy's Law of stacked boxes

"No matter how storage-containers are arranged in a stack, the one you want will always be on the bottom, and so you'll have to move all of the others first."

Regardless of whether you arrange a stack of boxes in alphabetical/numerical order from top to bottom or bottom to top, Murphy's Law of stacked boxes will always "get you" --- i.e., da box you'll need will always be ether da first or last one, depending on which way you stacked them, and so you'll always need to take them all down to get to da one you need.

by QuacksO February 28, 2025

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Checkin(g) off the(m) boxes

When someone presents, usually inadvertently or unassumingly, as attractive in a variety of ways but may not have been immediately identified as classically attractive at first sight.

"I didn't realize how attractive I found him/her until I realized he/she was checkin(g) off the(m) boxes!"

by darrenxix March 19, 2025

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