Friend

A friend is someone you get close to and then abuse to get free food and money.

This friend got me this burger

by SCGallaxi November 18, 2017

Friend

The person you have sexual relations with, that isn't your partner. # Alycia Adams

I'm going to wash my friend's dishes. I'll be right back...

by SkankFacts April 19, 2022

Friends with Benefits

A corrupted friendship, since sex shouldn't exist in a friendship.

They decided to start a friends with benefits relationship. But some weeks later, their relationship and their friendship ended.

by lardex2006 July 3, 2024

Mr friending

another word for friend

Mr friending you are not being very cash money.

by My friending October 17, 2020

Friends with benefits

When you not friends with a friends you are friends with benefits

Tamaya is a friends with benefits because she is a roach

by Lovenvtn February 18, 2019

so funny (friend name), anyways time to get raped

something you say after your PIECE OF SHIT FRIEND tries to be funny but ends up being a dumbass

(friend name): doin your mum 🤣
you: so funny (friend name), anyways time to get raped

by POT BOI SIXITY FOUR February 10, 2025

Friends

Telling people they can live together as friends even though they have no reason to trust the person telling them that is a good way to get them accustomed to falling in line with an agenda. Gaining their trust, eliminating/crushing resistance to an agenda, and access to or control of something is the intention of someone that does that. People already know who their friends are in life.

People don't need friends they don't already have.

by Solid Mantis February 3, 2021