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The 6th natural state of matter. It is both a liquid and a solid at all times, but can never be punctured as if it is one.
Teacher: "The 5 natural stages of matter are-"

Student: "6 stages"

Teacher: "Wh-"

Student: "Cat."

Teacher: "..."
by Deranged_Guacamole February 3, 2022
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Cat

A Superior Species, capital letters, that choose to live with you and take over your house. Cutest little fluffballs ever that hate your guts unless you give them food, and turn into Satan when offended. Will kill you. Beware. Will lure you to your death with infinite cuteness. We love them anyways.
My cat is the cutest thing in the world, and it just grew claws and ate my house cuz I touched it’s tail!
by LynxOfSilverLake March 10, 2024
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cool cat

“cool cats” basically translates to cool dude, but when the word is used it reveals more about how the user of the word views themselves. The typical user of the phrase thinks themselves a very quirky and funny individual, but this is deeply deeply untrue. The use of the word is so unfunny and awful it is physically uncomfortable to beat and the phrase is widely frowned upon in general
girl- “Hey cool catzzz!”
everyone else- “actually wtf”
by paddyspub27 February 2, 2021
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magic spot cats

the domestic persian cat has a magic spot on their head right between their eyes - that when pressed in the right way they go in to a trance like coma stade allmost like when humans meditate.
Oskar the beautifull persian can be silensed for several minuttes when Pelle puts his finger between his eyes and mark his "magic spot cats" place...Oskar looks like at gopple melting bacwards ore like he has been smooking more than 60 joints -he drops his head an stones out with eyes open right untill you lossen your grib! All you have to do is place your finger between his eys and softly press it and here the coma starts!!!!
by piggy ride August 20, 2011
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couch potato cat

what you wish you were
by Stupidity.I’m November 25, 2022
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Cat Cheese

An American brand of processed cheese product that is manufactured and sold by Kraft Foods, introduced in 1950. Kraft individually wrapped "slices" are not really slices off a block, but formed separately in manufacturing.
This cheese tastes like a cat. Like if you ate a cat, this is what it would taste like. It’s cat cheese.
by Filazafer May 26, 2021
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Cat

the devil under the furry coat
um... there's a cat?
by Blackwolf_MEOW August 2, 2020
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