Definition 1: An above average looking male/female percieved as a 9 or 10, who couples up with a below average looking male/female, percieved as a 4 or a 5.
Definition 2: An analogy to explain how an unattractive person couples up with an attractive person. The unattractive person usually "shops" and "buys" his/her boyfriend/girlfriend at Walmart, but happens to get lucky and hit the Macy's one day sale.
Definition 2: An analogy to explain how an unattractive person couples up with an attractive person. The unattractive person usually "shops" and "buys" his/her boyfriend/girlfriend at Walmart, but happens to get lucky and hit the Macy's one day sale.
Mark: Wow,,,,how did Fat Amy hook up with Johnny Football?
Kim: I have no idea.
Mark and Kim (in unison): "Macy's One Day Sale."
Kim: I have no idea.
Mark and Kim (in unison): "Macy's One Day Sale."
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Get the Macy's One Day Sale. mug.by Lloyd D. March 25, 2005
Get the Two's better than One mug.One who meets a guy and an hour later has sex with him. Shooter was pretty accurate therefore she got the name, One Eye'd bandit.
by shooter123 December 9, 2009
Get the One eyed bandit mug.a) a term for a girl who has both performed and received oral sex and lost her anal virginity, but is still vaginally virgin.
b) a hilarious term for a guy who has masturbated and watched porn, but who has never neither had oral or anal sex performed on him nor penetraded a girl's vagina with his member.
b) a hilarious term for a guy who has masturbated and watched porn, but who has never neither had oral or anal sex performed on him nor penetraded a girl's vagina with his member.
m4w CL posting :
im looking for virgins to help me deflower myself, but lol im also looking for a one sandwich short of a picnic girl, like myself. since everybody, or almost, masturbates and/or watches porn today, and giving and receiving oral and anal sex, i dont consider that losing one's virginity
reply to ad: im the girl you are looking for, im one sandwich short of a picnic myself; we'll get along just fine as an nsa-fwb ltr.
im looking for virgins to help me deflower myself, but lol im also looking for a one sandwich short of a picnic girl, like myself. since everybody, or almost, masturbates and/or watches porn today, and giving and receiving oral and anal sex, i dont consider that losing one's virginity
reply to ad: im the girl you are looking for, im one sandwich short of a picnic myself; we'll get along just fine as an nsa-fwb ltr.
by Sexydimma December 14, 2012
Get the one sandwich short of a picnic mug.To undertake an overly ambitious action that seems beyond one's capabilities.
An expression analogous to "his reach exceeds his grasp."
Etymology: From American football.
An expression analogous to "his reach exceeds his grasp."
Etymology: From American football.
My girlfriend's way hotter than me. I'm totally kicking outside of my coverage.
To kick outside of one's coverage is a noble but often futile undertaking.
To kick outside of one's coverage is a noble but often futile undertaking.
by Jones McJones February 13, 2009
Get the to kick outside of one's coverage mug.A phrase uttered by a post adolescent male when he feels he is being violated and it's his turn to get anything he feels he is entitled to.
Dude 1: You see all those shawtys over there?
Dude 2: This TCrock dude won't leave me alone.
Dude 1: They are comin our way, tell that fag to screw off.
Dude 2: Let me get one!
Dude 2: This TCrock dude won't leave me alone.
Dude 1: They are comin our way, tell that fag to screw off.
Dude 2: Let me get one!
by SuperLloyd November 6, 2014
Get the Let Me Get One mug.boy *snapchats girl*
" can you please give me one now, quicky!"
Slutty girl *snapchats boy"
"Yea sure!"
" can you please give me one now, quicky!"
Slutty girl *snapchats boy"
"Yea sure!"
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