mob psycho one hundred

a better anime than fire force

jaden: “did you watch fire force yet?”
kaylin: “no, i was watching mob psycho one hundred”
jaden: “i don’t blame you, mob is better than fire force”

by HORNY ON MAIN LMFAOOO September 17, 2019

One Man Army Pose

The dubstep act of 1 man stuffing an armies worth of military might into a woman’s vagina and making them all fire at the same time.

Bro I totally one man army pose’d her last night

by DankMan36k October 26, 2019

Let Me Get One

A phrase uttered by a post adolescent male when he feels he is being violated and it's his turn to get anything he feels he is entitled to.

Dude 1: You see all those shawtys over there?

Dude 2: This TCrock dude won't leave me alone.

Dude 1: They are comin our way, tell that fag to screw off.

Dude 2: Let me get one!

by SuperLloyd November 6, 2014

One Life/Level Rule

Household code that defines how siblings or friends take turns playing a video game that is single player or when there is not 2+ controllers. If you die or beat a level, pass the controller.

Little Sally and Billy are taking turns playing Super Mario Bros. Sally is first, and Billy is waiting his turn. Sally walks into the first Goomba in World 1-1. Noob.

Billy: "My turn!!" *snatches controller*
Sally: "But I just started! No fair!" *cries to mommy*

Billy is correctly exemplifying the One Life/Level Rule. Sally needs to learn how not to be a scrub.

by mattyp1108 November 22, 2011

you strangle one hooker

in the same vein as "you fuck one goat", "you finger yourself once", "you've got aids" - once this thing has happened there is no going back.

"Well Bob, there you have it - you strangle one hooker and we all know not to leave our sisters around yours!"

"Bloody hell! It's not like I make habit out of this... I strangle one hooker and this is the bullshit I get!"

by Bob the Fish Wife January 20, 2017

my phone is on one percent

if used in an argument, this means that someone can’t think of any more comebacks and you have won.

*in an argument*
“sorry my phone is on one percent i have to go”

by reece10i March 16, 2021

to kick outside of one's coverage

To undertake an overly ambitious action that seems beyond one's capabilities.

An expression analogous to "his reach exceeds his grasp."

Etymology: From American football.

My girlfriend's way hotter than me. I'm totally kicking outside of my coverage.

To kick outside of one's coverage is a noble but often futile undertaking.

by Jones McJones February 13, 2009