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My Right Honourable Friend

English Parliamentary translation of 'This fucking prick'

Used often during heated Parliamentary procedure in the UK
Him: I believe the free market should dictate the Education system
Me: I have heard the opinion of My Right Honourable Friend and I respectfully disagree

Could My Right Honourable Friend please stop interrupting the current procedure.
by wombledomble September 9, 2019
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National appreciate your friends day

On the 13th of november, it's National appreciate your friends day. You are now legally obligated to tell your friends you appreciate them.
Guy 1: Hey dude, it's National appreciate your friends day
Guy 2: that's a thing that exists
Guy 1: yeah
Guy 2: I appreciate you man
Guy 1: same
by Incredibly Small Child October 27, 2021
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Friends

You: “I wish I had friends”
by The_Ancient_Chicken October 6, 2021
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Friend Of The Subbies

Someone who would rather pay someone too much and than fall out with them. Generally tends to be a nice bloke, bit of a cunt.
Gonzo is a friend of the subbies (e.g. Good old Taggy, Eddie? Eddie? Not good old Eddie? blah blah blah)
by Steve Morriss March 5, 2004
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National best friend day

National best friend day is on September 9th, a holiday in which you show/ tell how great full you are for all of your best friends and how they have made you a better person. Let all your friends know how greatful you are for them
" Happy National Best Friend day!!! I love you so much!! You mean the world to be bestie"
by I love bbls September 9, 2023
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Trojan Horse Friend

Someone who befriends one friend by pretending to enjoy their interest to secretly infiltrate an entire group of friends for false acceptance due to being a shitty person to begin with. Along with this is being a compulsive liar and hating conflict but will also spread ideas and fake thoughts about others to that one person and their group for fuller acceptance and building false trust. Also threatens to beat someone's ass in private but when confronted acts like a little bitch.
Person 1: 'What the fuck is John doing with that guy and his friends?'
Person 2: 'Oh, he is just being a trojan horse friend to get away from his own loneliness.'
by rodlikestoparty July 6, 2018
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friends with beneflits

Two or more of your sexual partners who all "know about each other and are okay with it", and therefore they do not mind if you "flit" around amongst them to obtain some "variety" while getting your rocks off.
Engaging in group-sex eliminates the need to ask your intimate partners whether they mind if you have them as "friends with beneflits", since you are already simultaneously having sex with them, and so it's perfectly obvious that they are all cool with what you're doing.
by QuacksO September 23, 2019
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