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Handy jacked

I worked for that scumbag allen Jackson for over a week and when it came time to pay me he handy jacked me.
by Big boppe5 September 27, 2021
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Jack Monroe

VERB To improve a cheap budget food by addition of other cheap ingredients, to produce a meal culinary excellence. To make a simple cheap food for example tinned tomatoes taste brilliant. Jack Monroe is a British food writer, that became famous writing about government orchestrated food poverty. She the author of many recipe books, which are distributed to food banks.
Could you jack this tin of beans up.

I cant believe I have just jack monroed up fish paste and pasta
Mum Jack Monroed the food parcels
I got sanctioned and lived by jacking what was left in my cupboard
by fishpastefi September 28, 2021
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jacking my squash

Random guy: your kinda gay. Me: your really jacking my squash right about now
by Kylethajit September 28, 2021
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Jack

Jack can be used in various ways by various I mean ANY !
Emil was jacking me last night 😂
I was doing my math homework for 2 hours the textbook was jacking me 😂
Every school other than Archbishop Macdonald is a jack school 😂
by kdaddy-05 September 28, 2021
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JACK KNIFING THE SUN

It takes three people and a big mansion with a long hallway. It is when everyone is NAKED and the SUN is at the end of the HOLE (HALL) and the MOONED spreads the CHEEJS of the SUN as far apart as possible to expose the entire ASSH0LE where the other person is at the end of the other hall 40 feet away with an ERECTION what happens is the SEXUAL ACT starts.
Whatever condition the ANUS is in whether it is dry or not , the JACKKNIFER runs as fast as possible why the other has the MOON spread OPEN and plunges their DICK into the SUN but the key is the DICK can never hit the CORE as they only CRASH INTO THE SUN for which the SEX ACT is called appropriately JACK KNIFING THE SUN and whether that ASSH0LE SURVIVES is GODS choice but it shows how dangerous those DICKS can be.
by ASSHOLE LOYAL QUERY TELEPATHY September 29, 2021
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JACK

YOU SO JACK BRO
by YEEBOIII October 4, 2021
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Not Jacking That

I’m not buying it. Not going for it
Doug said Mike won a million dollars last night playing lottery. Man he still lives with his mother I’m not Jacking that
by Dreamer of Yah October 4, 2021
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