A Blue Gobbler is a person who volunteers to be on the rescue, always ask to transport patients and won’t shut the fuck up about EMS.
Volunteer EMS Driver: “Check out this Star of Life tattoo I just got”
FF: “That’s a real Blue Gobbler move”
Volunteer EMS Driver: “Check out this Star of Life tattoo I just got”
FF: “That’s a real Blue Gobbler move”
by Firemedick69 December 23, 2023
Get the Blue Gobbler mug.Blue Brain Syndrome (BBS) is a condition where someone has dyed their hair so many times that the chemicals seep through their skull, staining their brain a vivid hue, most commonly a vibrant blue due to its popularity. This leads to erratic, unhinged behavior, as the dye allegedly messes with their neural wiring.
It’s theorized that certain colors, especially blue, amplify the erratic behavior more than others, turning the afflicted into walking proof hair dye can lobotomize you faster a TikTok binge.
BBS began appearing in the early 2020s, when "influencers" started acting like they were auditioning for a reboot of Jackass after their fifth dye job.
It’s theorized that certain colors, especially blue, amplify the erratic behavior more than others, turning the afflicted into walking proof hair dye can lobotomize you faster a TikTok binge.
BBS began appearing in the early 2020s, when "influencers" started acting like they were auditioning for a reboot of Jackass after their fifth dye job.
After dyeing her hair electric blue for the third time this month, Karen started yelling at her toaster for “disrespecting her vibes.”
Kyle’s Blue Brain Syndrome had him gluing himself to a Tesla charging station, claiming the cars were “sucking the soul out of Mother Earth’s electric ley lines.”
My sister’s got Blue Brain Syndrome so bad she tried to pay for her Starbucks with a crystal she claimed was “charged with lunar energy.”
These Tesla protesters with Blue Brain Syndrome are straight-up performance art at this point. You’ve got people with blue hair acting like they’re starring in a low-budget apocalypse flick, waving sage bundles and screaming about Elon’s secret plan to colonize their aura. I saw one chick with a blue ponytail trying to “hex” a Model 3 by keying pentagrams on the hood... like, lady, that’s not activism, that’s a midlife crisis with extra steps.
Kyle’s Blue Brain Syndrome had him gluing himself to a Tesla charging station, claiming the cars were “sucking the soul out of Mother Earth’s electric ley lines.”
My sister’s got Blue Brain Syndrome so bad she tried to pay for her Starbucks with a crystal she claimed was “charged with lunar energy.”
These Tesla protesters with Blue Brain Syndrome are straight-up performance art at this point. You’ve got people with blue hair acting like they’re starring in a low-budget apocalypse flick, waving sage bundles and screaming about Elon’s secret plan to colonize their aura. I saw one chick with a blue ponytail trying to “hex” a Model 3 by keying pentagrams on the hood... like, lady, that’s not activism, that’s a midlife crisis with extra steps.
by Idiocracy is a Prophecy April 22, 2025
Get the Blue Brain Syndrome mug.When one strangles their penis and testicles at the base, causing their member to turn blue - then taking your sack and throwing it up over the top of your shaft. This is referred to as a Blue Santa.
"Brian got drunk at the work Christmas party again, after one too many fireball shots he showed pulled his pants down and showed the entire office his Blue Santa!"
by D Kay December 18, 2023
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"I wanna paint our walls with lavender
Sip blue flip thru my calendar
I wanna live a lie can you make it up for me?"
Example 2: "Yo I wanna Sip Blue to that new top hit song man, connect to my JBL speaker"
"I wanna paint our walls with lavender
Sip blue flip thru my calendar
I wanna live a lie can you make it up for me?"
Example 2: "Yo I wanna Sip Blue to that new top hit song man, connect to my JBL speaker"
by 5ry February 4, 2025
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Get the Blue dorker mug.He offered her some of his blue corn flauta. She said the filling looked like cat food, but tasted great.
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