Ball Slapping

When a man's Bollocks slap against his thigh.
"That is a weird slapping noise." Omigod! He is ball slapping (horrified look)
by OGDuckSquadOGAsianInvasian December 13, 2015
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schwetty balls

when you're out and about in that hot sun soakin it up and you feel that slight glisten of sweatness on your cack and balls you got indeed schwetty balls
Hey man I gots ta take a shower cause I got tha mad schwetty balls!
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Ball Sniffing

A non-literal term used to describe what guys do when one of them ditches his girlfriends to hang out with a guy friend.
Guy-"Hey Brooke, where's your boyfriend tonight? Weren't you too supposed to hang out"
Girl-"Ya we were, but he ditched me for his guy friends".
Guy-"He is going ball sniffing again haha".
Girl-"Yeah, it seems that him and his friends sniff each others balls more then he hangs with me".
Guy-"You're gorgeous and really fun to hang with maybe one day you'll wake up and realize he is a complete Douche-bag and find a guy worth your time. But until then you'll end up dating a lot of ball sniffers".
by Keeper of Realness November 4, 2009
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Big Balls Dance

A celebratory dance sometimes performed in basketball by players after making a critical shot in the game. The dance is usually done immediately after making a shot that is a tiebreaker near the end of a close game.

The performer would hop from side to side, with his legs in a saddle position, and his arms torqued in a manner as if he was carrying something big below his waist - in this case, his balls. The movement is done to emphasize the look of carrying something big, hence the term "big balls dance."
1. Although popular among basketball players, the big balls dance has been looked down upon by the NBA as seen by the recent fines given to Eddie House ($25k) and Josh Smith after displaying it as a way to celebrate their potential game winning shot. (youtube for reference)

2. Damn, that my nig, the black mamba, just did the big balls dance against dem Spurs, lulz.
by Dr. Mike No February 21, 2011
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Load Bearing Balls

A set of fertile balls ready to deliver a mammoth baby making load
Rita said she was in the baby making window, and boy was she in luck, I bombed her with my Load Bearing Balls.
by Tee Cee Deez March 16, 2019
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Big Gay Balls

Orbs of homosexual orientation and large size.
"Gotta stop them big gay balls"
by Anchor Arms McGee February 15, 2018
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My Balls Are Itchy

The definition of my balls are itchy literally means that your balls are itchy
So stop sitting on your ass googling the most worst shit u could possibly search and get a life u fatty
Guy: Yeah dude look away for a minute
Other guy: why?
Guy: Cause I gotta itch my balls real quick
Other Guy: Oh yeah no problem dude why didn’t u just say so?

Other thingy example

Guy: Hey u know what we should do
Dude: yeah what?
Guy: We should search up my balls are itchy in the urban dick
Dude: yeah sure but u know this is just gonna come up with nothing and ur gonna get known as being gay
Guy: Oh dude don’t worry dude, let’s search it up
Dude: Fine
*gets this definition*
Guy: Fuck

Also this was all wrote while itching my balls
by Morgan Boy June 27, 2020
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