cat slap

The generally unwarranted action in which a woman's vagina is subjected to corporeal punishment

My boyfriend just fucking cat slapped me and idk why he thinks it's funny.....

by Morgan Witt June 29, 2023

Cat

The ball of fluff
The best ball of fluff
The cutest ball of fluff
A cotton ball
Has a cute face like :3
Paw face: :3c
Mad/ determined face: >:3
40 different breeds
Sharp claws
House cat(pet)
Big kitty(wild cat)
Cuddly

The cat scared the dog to death with their cuteness.

by giberain shepsky September 1, 2022

sydney the cat

She is a cat a very smile cat that hates everyone but sometimes sleeps on my console controller. She likes to be pet but only for brief moments then she grabs on to you and never lets go she likes food and she is smol but she is fully grown she is the smolest cat and she gets attacked 24/7

Sydney the cat is cute

by Maatinn February 20, 2018

as a mute cat in a box

Being depressed as a mute cat in a box which can't even meow for help

talking with a small voice as a mute cat in a box which can't even be herd

" I am Depressed as a mute cat in a box man.."

" Tommy is as silent as a mute cat in a box"

by A random poster January 6, 2023

Stroking the White Cat

To masturbate.

Anabee couldn't make the Linux Outlaws show today; she was too busy stroking the white cat.

by markatto April 12, 2010

cat

a lazy fuck

cat: *laying down*
person: you lazy fuck

by gaycrabsbelike June 9, 2019

Cat

Something that is blatantly false or immoral.

"I went to the party the other night, and this dude qb sneaked Tommy. Bro it was cat."

by sampittman August 20, 2021