National bring your Xbox to work day

September 21st is now national bring your Xbox to work day.

Joey: “Hey when is national bring your Xbox to work day?”
Dallas: “Oh that’s on September 21st you silly goose!”

by HolidayMaker September 21, 2018

National sket day

A day in the year (October 3rd) where all skets but obey boys orders

Today is national sket day that means Linda will do whatever I want

by Thot hunter 675 October 2, 2018

National Grab Dick Day

October 3rd... The perfect day to grab your mans dick without being judged. Do it any time anywhere

Yo Timmy today is national grab dick day... You know what that means!

by Jml02 October 2, 2018

National Pick up a Girl day

Today is one of the only days you can go up to a girl and pick her up without getting smacked

tom: hey man today’s National pick up a Girl day
mark: so that means i can go up to a girl and back her up agenst a wall and pick her up and have her legs around my waist?
tom: yes

by supermanisbossbutyouknowidc October 2, 2018

Ur generation rainbow nation

Even worse than ur family tree lgbt
Time stops for a milisecond and the sun grows each time it is said

Person: ur family tree lgbt
Me: guess what ur generation rainbow nation
Person: disintegrates into dust and is removed from time and space itself

by FatNibba May 16, 2018

national respect people’s space day

From Jan. 1st to Dec.31st it is national respect people’s space day!!!
national respect people’s space day is everyday! don’t grab people’s butt without permission, it only makes you a douche and a pervert! so don’t be dumb, and respect people’s bodies!

Carl:” everyday you shouldn’t be a douche.”
Dave:” what do you mean?”
Carl: “I mean that it’s national respect people’s space day.”
Dave:”oh shit you right, I’mma not be an asshole and not grab her ass!”

by zevahcssej May 24, 2018

national smack ass day

On May 28th taken or not you're allowed to smack someone's ass

Yoo Tyrone it's national smack ass day

by Daddy-thicc April 11, 2018