Mr. Krabbing

When you've blown your goddamn motherfuckin' mind and the world doesn't make sense anymore.

Also utter confusion or awkward situations with strong desire of needing escape.

"My friend thought the umbilical cord was attached to the pregnant woman's belly button."
"It's not?"
"What? No."
"Sorry, I'm Mr. Krabbing super hard right now."
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"So he came up to me and said 'Hey girl you're the only ten I see,' and I started Mr. Krabbing so hard."

by kittenbean May 29, 2018

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mr colson

the word for a man, whos married but hes nice and attractive

(person 1) hey, look there mr colson
(person 2) woah, we should go talk to him

by mr colson July 16, 2022

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mr colson

a married, but attractive man.

hey look, its mr colson

by mr colson July 16, 2022

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mr colson

a hot man who everyone loves, he teaches tech and enjoys playing with his dog

HEY (name) LOOK ITS MR COLSON!!

by mr colson July 18, 2022

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Mr. threadneck

A redneck who goes to a city school and has a reputation of miss spelling words. This person playes video games and rides four wheelers. A person who has a butterfly knife and talks about it way too much, they run with their head first:) This person is super hick but is real fun.

"Do you like Mr. threadneck?"
"what?"
"I meant to say redneck"
"your such a hick!"

by fattywithaskinnybody March 13, 2009

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