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Friends

People that have affection for eachother

And on special occasions have the best sex in their lives
by Mike3551 August 18, 2017
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New friends

If a new friend thinks you should replace your old friends with new ones by meeting new friends, they're not much of a friend, which makes you wonder why they keep on pretending to be. The same goes for anything new, a new guard, a new order, a new normal, or a new world. The old dysfunctional world was good enough (real enough) as it was, and may never be as good as it was again (meanwhile people that want to benefit off a "new normal" such as a new guard try and tell you that things will be better at the end of the tunnel they put everybody in as a social experiment, all to lock down everybody's town with lies).
New friends are people you haven't known a long time, therefore you have no reason to trust anybody that tries to call themself your new friends. Anybody can pretend to be your friend, some can do it for years, so why would anybody want to replace the old with the new, whether it be friends or anything else in life? Because somebody else convinced them (manipulated them into) thinking it was a good idea?
by The Original Agahnim January 17, 2022
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Reverse Friend Zoned

When A Guy/Girl likes you but decides asking you out would be awkward if you said no and decided to just stay friends with you.
Sofia: So you like Karl?
Lily: Yeah I do, why?
Sofia: You should ask him out!
Lily: I don't think I will, were good friends and I want to stay friends instead of making things awkward.
Sofia: Oof I guess he got Reverse Friend Zoned.
by Bluedeviler December 12, 2022
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Chicken friend

When I make it big I will get rid of all my chicken friends.
by anonymous December 29, 2021
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Blah friend

A blah friend is a friend that gets annoying very fast but you keep them around simply because you’re bored. A blah friend usually talks about their life when no one asked. If you’re a blah friend, stop.
Friend: bro idk Vanessa has been acting like such a blah friend lately

Friend 2: so why are you still friends with her?

Friend: because she’s the only person to talk to when I’m bored.
by Haileyislazy on insta June 21, 2020
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Snitchy friend

A friend that never stands up for u never defends u. Always preferes other more than u treat u different, tells all secrets at ur enemies.
Omg carla is such a snitchy friend she told everyone my secret
by Fairyfakes November 28, 2019
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Friends with benefits

When you are Park Jimin and just have sex with your band mates without any real feelings.
JH: I am horny
Jimin: lemme succ u off

RM: so you guys are friends with benefits?
by jo0ns_dimples May 24, 2019
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