ass monkeys

when you're surprised

'holy ass monkeys you scared me!!!'

by Seniorchineseman June 15, 2018

Lynch monkey

Motionless

Motionless is a lynch monkey

by Dr.shlong21 June 24, 2018

lynch monkey

Motionless

Motionless is a lynch monkey

by Dr.shlong21 June 24, 2018

bohemian monkey slave

Some fat dude name Jerry

Tell Jerry he looks like a Bohemian monkey slave.

by NotABohemianMonkeySlave July 8, 2018

ranch monkey

A monkey made of ranch. This will squirt it’s hot ranch Cummies all over you if you put ice cream on his pizza

Shhhhhh the ranch monkey is coming

by Hide- July 20, 2018

All Monkeyed up!

When your messing with something and trying to fix it then get over your head so bad a team of monkeys can’t even help you. When this happens, you’re all Monkeyed up!

I went to my neighnor to try and fix a belt that came off my van, but didn’t realize how fukkin monkeyed up it was!

I called Comcast to fix my internet that went out and whej the bastards were done it was all Monkeyed up!

by Monkeyboy1234567 August 3, 2018

Monkey Mustard

Monkey Mustard is when you fart so hard you shoot out globs of shit. Similar to shart.

Becky: -LOUD AGGRESIVE FART- (also sounds bubbly, and sounds like when you squish flarp.) Keisha: OOoo girl you definitely just shot out some monkey mustard.

by slimelord August 24, 2018