The incessant need to check your device every 5 minutes no nothing's going on (usually pertains to smartphones but other electronic devices can apply)
Dude 1:Ever since Joe got his new iPhones 10s Max , he's been checking that thing every chance he gets.
Guy 2: uh oh Joe has new phones disease.
Dude 1 : God help us he needs treatment.
Guy 2: uh oh Joe has new phones disease.
Dude 1 : God help us he needs treatment.
by Myzfyt July 25, 2019
Get the New phones diseasemug. The New Mexico Tug is a sex act where one partner pulls (or tugs) on the other’s penis, stretching it and allowing the partner to begin plucking at the stretched out penis like a guitar string.
by Pewbic and Basedyana June 30, 2025
Get the New Mexico Tugmug. 1) The phrase “What are you Brand New ?” Is used to call out someone who doesn’t understand common jokes or sayings.
2) A friend or person with infantile behavior like spilling beverages or dropping iPhones.
2) A friend or person with infantile behavior like spilling beverages or dropping iPhones.
by Dohm M November 12, 2017
Get the what are you brand new?mug. She is beautiful a$$ F**k and will steal your heart but is the pure definition of a buttwipe from Mexican I mean New Mexico damn auto correct
by YoungCock July 19, 2023
Get the Laila from New Mexicomug. by Scarcely May 31, 2018
Get the New Wordmug. When something just barely passes as being in a "new" condition or looks tampered with but still in original packaging.
person 1: wow are those shoes new?
person 2: Yea they just came in the mail, but when I opened the box the size and price were ripped off the box and there was a little dirt on the bottoms.
Person 1: oh... so they're eBay-new? but they nice doe.
person 2: Yea they just came in the mail, but when I opened the box the size and price were ripped off the box and there was a little dirt on the bottoms.
Person 1: oh... so they're eBay-new? but they nice doe.
by Joey Bag's of Donuts September 12, 2016
Get the eBay-newmug.