Mr. Hansen

Cool dude, great science teacher, 10/10 would want to take a class with again.

Dude I got Mr. Hansen for science this year!

by TheReal7E September 15, 2022

Mr Haaf

Mr Haaf is a really cool guy, he’s like the living re-incarnation of bear, he makes geography actually fun. He also lets us watch CNN 10 which is awesome.

Me: I wanna impregnate Mr Haaf
My friend: That’s a grown, married man.
Me: And?

by Utter_Lozer September 27, 2024

Mr Mcreepy

ronald mcdonald, scaredy cat blobfish, yearbook signing, stick throwing, pole dancing bears, inedible salads, almond experiment nurse runaway, couscous cake, ded snekk, breathing intensly, yeeting crawfish, dumpster diving, fake gf

Mr Mcreepy rlly a pedo

by YannyBemaurel September 22, 2019

Mrs Ebbs

A woman who loves sex and is a sex icon, she gets penis for days and is fucking so attractive

Mrs ebbs is the sexiest being alive

by Nibba9292 October 15, 2019

mr olympia

A monster of a man can only be a Mr.Olypmia such as Ryan Carey

Ryan Carey is the new Mr Olympia

by Mr Olympia 2035 May 5, 2018

Mrs. Berkley's Assumption

The portion of a document, typically a recipe or set of instructions, that includes leaps in logic that the reader cannot follow. The instructions can either be overly vague or misordered in such a way that it is not possible for someone to follow correctly the first time.
The original recipe
Two eggs, one cup of vinegar, one tablespoon full of flour. Beat all together and add two tablespoonfuls of vinegar, if not very strong, and one cup of cold water. Flavor with nutmeg. Reserve whites for top.
The original recipe is missing cooking time, cooking temperature and includes a final instruction that changes the first instruction.

Your recovery documentation was full of Mrs. Berkley's assumptions; it caused a worse outage than having one device down.

by GenesysWave July 22, 2025

Mr. Benjamin lore

That one time Mr. Benjamin tag teamed with Terrence Howard and created a time machine to go back to ancient Egypt and helped the ancient Egyptians to build the pyramids using frequency manipulation in order to reach the Anunnaki aliens from planet Nibiru that came out of a wormhole in the sky, But then the Anunnaki attacked them and Terrence Howard got killed, so Mr. Benjamin mummified him and then applied frequencies to the body in order to Reincarnate him, after this Mr. Benjamin became a master of Frequency bending and defeated the Anunnaki by banishing them to the 11th dimension which then imploded and destroyed the Anunnaki. After this he went to the Aztec empire and helped them build a wall out of 1,200 ton blocks. He and Terrence Howard then got back in the time machine and came back to the modern era but then a tsunami made by the government was about to hit so he reverted the tsunami with frequencies, however while he was doing this the evil shadow government came and gave him a Covid vaccine which caused him to overdose on Iron and then die, However his spirit ascended all 11 dimensions and he became immortal and so he 1 shot the shadow government with his frequency railgun.

"bro did you hear the new Mr. Benjamin lore?"

"yeah it gave me permanent brain damage"

by Still water drinker December 6, 2024