Chicken Schmuck

A frightened Baffoon

He was such a Chicken Schmuck

by SG1958 December 17, 2020

Fishing with Rubber Chickens

When someone makes self-deprecating jokes to get reassurance/validation from someone. Similar to Fishing for Compliments.

"Hey, you wanna hear a joke?"
"Sure"
"My future. That's the joke."
"Stop Fishing with Rubber Chickens dude, it's not funny."

by Scorchingghost December 19, 2020

chicken mail stamps

Mail stamps originally originated from the small land mass know as English. The first homo sapien to use these sticky pieces of technology was a man by the name of Dr J.Murdoch. Dr Murdoch sat in his chair wondering what to do with this pieces of paper. Dr Murdoch decided they would be good to put on those envelope things. So he slapped one on a envelope. Dr Murdoch instantly thought it looked sick. So he started printing a heap of them. When they were finished printing he sat down to have his dinner, which was Chicken soup (prepared by his lovely wife). While he was eating he admired his stamps. Then he dropped then all I his soup on accident. He quickly scooped them out and let them dry. He sniffed them and they smelled like chicken. He liked it and decided that he'd do it to all his stamps from now on. And that's why all the mail stamps now smell like chicken.

Mmm chicken mail stamps smell good

by Hazza_P December 23, 2020

Chicken Fried

Chicken Frying is a sexual act when you put barbecue sauce and pieces of fried chicken on your lips and surrounding areas and eat out your significant other. After eating out your significant other you say "That was finger licking good.".

Tom: "Hey Brad, I herd you went out with Ashley last night"
Brad: "Yeah, we went bacl to my place where I chicken fried her, it was finger licking good."

by gatorboycolt January 7, 2021

Chicken nugget

The most addictive thing in the universe. No mater what you do you’ll always addicted to chicken nuggets. THERE IS NO ESCAPE

this chicken nugget is so good.

by Kaitotheking January 9, 2021

chicken

a luscious piece of poultry, crafted to perfection which every strip of meat in its body. engulfed in flavorful seasonings that enhance its flavor in every bite, making it hard to resist asking for more. grilled or fried, you name it! oily or dryer than harriet tubman’s coochie, you name it!

some chicken from midori express sounds great right now.

by kneemota January 9, 2021

Chicken Nut

When a Male cannot reach full ejaculation.

“He be doing some chicken nut nonsense”
“Yeah, I think he can only chicken nut.”

by Starwarsreina January 10, 2021