Hey guys check out my new camera

That is not a camera 💀 (gun)

A; "Hey guys check out my new camera"
B; "That's a gun"
A; "Oh wait that's not a camera"

by accterm March 30, 2024

new castle

a shit place to live.

“where do you live?”
“new castle!”
“you’re such a fucking loser”

by ilovenapping July 05, 2022

New Orleans McFlurry

The act of cumming in a high power fan and seasoning it with rat shit, then turning the fan on at a party so your unborn kids fly onto all the unsuspecting party guests.

Jimmy just let fly at that fan and I think hey call that a New Orleans McFlurry!

by Bagel aids July 18, 2022

New Musicy

An abstract or avant garde item, phrase, piece of clothing, etc. (example: minimalist nativity scene)

“That dress is so new musicy.”

by Newmusicygirl March 31, 2024

News

News is instructions on a person's TV used to program their brain; propaganda.

Ron: People are so strange these days! They panic or go rioting after watching their TVs!

Jeremy: You mean you don't watch the News?

by Skorpious July 17, 2020

News

News is instructions on a person's TV used to program their brain; propaganda.

Ron: People are so strange these days! They panic or go rioting after watching their TVs!

Jeremy: You mean you don't watch the News?

by Skorpious July 17, 2020

news

news is when you mix lie with truth to make it more believable

boy1- do you want to go to the mall

girl1- i cant i have basketball practice

girl1 to girls 2 - i do have practice but im not going so im not lying its just some news

girl 2 - yeah bad news for him

by Lickdoor October 10, 2017