fart rod

Any object which is inserted into the anus.

Fags possess many fart rods among them.

by Matija Lazic June 3, 2006

Startle Farts

Being startled so abruptly that you can't stop a fart from escaping.

It happened so fast I got the startle farts!

by 2girls1cup87 March 30, 2019

Fart licker

someone who is so fucking dumb that the probably lick their own farts

Eli you anal bead shaped target condom you are the biggest fart licker i have ever met

by Azwall July 18, 2022

fart-cock

someone who has no common sense and is rude all the time.

jesse has been a real fart-cock today, he's been playing fortnite all day!

by smittywinkle April 12, 2019

Fart Nugget

When someone or something is being annoying, an idiot or just a bitch

Your a fart nugget
Thats why your a fart nugget

by qpab March 26, 2024

Fuk fart

Not doing what you're supposed to be doing ,goofing off

You guys are fuk farting around and not gett8ng anything done

by jen39 February 11, 2024

fart

Natural perfume smell. :D

very natural smell ... fart.

by gndz March 4, 2017