Granny's cum catcher

A condom, croched or nitted out of yarn.

"I was doing this girl Jenny, and we couldn't find protection, so I made granny make some for me, granny's cum catcher"

by Not_so_kool_aid_man July 17, 2023

Cum Rash

A rash like irritation that can form on a man's inner leg regions. This irritation formulates due to the man ejaculating semen and allowing it to pool in their inner thigh region, thereby causing irritation as they walk around due to the moist environment and friction.

The irritation or "Cum Rash" clears away after a shower to remove bacteria and adequate drying of the area.

This should not be confused for Semen Allergies.

Argh! It hurts to walk a little, this Cum Rash burns!

by PixelDog December 28, 2023

Cum

something my friend thinks is yummy but isn't. Its very sticky by the way.

person 1: Cum is yummy
person 2: No its not...

by ZO-ZO THE FUCKING IDIOT May 25, 2022

cum

delicious sticky and the dick stuff

mm i love cum

by the cum teller April 13, 2022

Cum Construct

Alternative word for living being that reproduces heterosexually

Person 1: put a pile of cement under it.
Person 2: don't listen to cum construct over here.

by anonymous October 4, 2021

Cum Tape

Alternative, to regular tape (if you can't be arsed, to go out and buy some), and need a place, to hang your partners, picture up, on the wall.

Graham: I love my girl so much, I want to stick her pic, to my mirror, but have no tape. But, all is not lost... I can spread my Cum Tape, on the glass, and stick her up :)

by TailsFox May 11, 2018

Cum

A white glue that sluts like eating and made out of balls hehehehehehe

My cock is sooooooooooooooo hard i can cum in all of these bitches asses
Ohhhhh, Emily is so fucking hot i wanna cum in her mouth

by Horny 12yearold November 22, 2022