The Ryan

That one guy at the party. Everyone knows who I am talking about. Super horny, would fuck basically anyone or anyTHING for that matter. Usually an outcast, as he can get nobody to get into bed with him.

" 'CRUNCH' Hmm. This McChicken tastes awfully......oh my god what the fuck. Who jizzed in my McChicken?"

"Looks like we got the Ryan in the house."

by thedirtymargotta March 7, 2015

The Ryan

When ever you have a group of friends together and are drinking alcohol, one of them gets extremly horny out of nowhere. This guy is known as 'The Ryan.' He will fuck random objects while under said intoxication.

Friend 1: This isn't fucking funny! Who's cum is all over my damn McNuggets?!
Friend 2: Shit dude, we have the Ryan among us

by JimmyRustler420 March 7, 2015

Ryan

Some fucking little whore bitch that has no life and thinks he’s good at art but he’s dog shit at art. He’s also a big door. He breaks up with a girl then sais he didn’t like her anyway.

Oh shit “Ryan’s coming” get the fuck outa here before he takes your soul away.

by LILFUCKASSBITCHFAG December 8, 2018

Ryan

The Coolest Person on the block. Has 1000 girls and smashes all day every day. Likes small girls with big tits and big asses

Ryan gives the best sex

by dsdsada June 3, 2018

Ryan

Ryan is a skilled leader, very handsome, and not available, fuck you, get knowledge, and stop using the internet

Fuck you you ass hole, Ryan is better

by RyanVandelinder May 14, 2018

ryan

a cool kid

ryan is cool

by mrrf November 27, 2018

Ryan

He is sweet, kind, sexy and funny .he is very creative with a platonic imagination. He's a bit weird some times but that's what makes him seem so confident or maybe he doesn't care what people think. He will always have your back and make time for you with visits .he will make you feel special every time you see him just that type of person. He's one of the best guys you could ask for and any girl would be blessed to have him. He will make you want to do things you wouldn't usually do like fantasize all dam day. He is very intelligent and intimidating sometimes to talk to maybe it's just the built up tension that makes it so awkward.

P1: what you doing?
P2: thinking about Ryan.
P1: you have to get over yourself.

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd November 29, 2019