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sext-wife

A Wife that was divorced because they got caught sexting another person
My sext-wife keeps trying to text me bit doesn't realize that's why I divorced her
by Money bags 97 September 22, 2022
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Wife in training

A female girlfriend that is not quite a full fledged wife yet. Often is followed by becoming a full fledged fiancée
My girlfriend is in wife in training courses to one day become my legit wife.
by Hotstuff23 May 18, 2023
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taehyungs wife

me. I am his wife
Dumb bitch: omg do u know who taehyung is
Me: obviously bitch i am his wife
(taehyungs wife)
by opparoillondon April 13, 2021
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plantation wife

a male who waddles chews tobacco indebted to his 18 yearold wife and enjoys wearing dresses. Should be working but in stead his wife does it.
Dude you are being a plantation wife please bail me out of jail.
by Conbox September 7, 2011
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Wife beater

A bum that wears Wal-Mart quality tank tops. Hits women and uses them as punching bags. Usually named Ray or Adrian or Chris Brown
by Woman disrespecter April 20, 2018
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Swipe Wife

The modern term for "sugar momma".

The "Swipe" comes from swiping a credit card that belongs to the breadwinner. Which in this case, is the woman.
Tabitha is totally Jake's "Swipe Wife". She is loaded and Jake doesn't have to pay for sh*t!
by Kristin_12 June 23, 2023
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Salute the wife

When a lower enlisted salutes the wife of an officer, he/she is signaling that they would like to participate in sexual relations, typically with the officer involved or observing.

Wives of officers asking or insisting a lower enlisted to salute them (which no civilian is owed from anyone) are signaling that they desire the enlisted person to engage in sexual activity with them.
Corporal O’Reilly told me he was going to salute the wife of Major Burns. Now he tells me he’s got a “special assignment” for the Major later tonight.
by MyDogEli September 7, 2020
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