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weekend

A type of day where you have no choice to relax.
What are you going to do this weekend?
Relax. What else do you think i am going to do, do a shift at McDonald's?
by KylomaskGamer March 31, 2023
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Waiter Weekend

Working as a waiter/waitress (or also commonly referred to as server) allows you to maximize your potential earnings on the traditional weekend (Saturday and Sunday) due to a massive increase in restaurant customers; this is because most people, adults and kids alike, are off from school/work on these days.
Thus it is common practice for a server to work on the days mentioned above.
This results in the common server to get their two days off on days like; Monday and Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday, or perhaps even taking working Saturday but not Sunday or Monday, really any consecutive pair of the other 5 days (work-days) in the week.
These two days may be referred to as a “waiter weekend” by a restaurant server (or perhaps any restaurant employee).

Author Note:
~I’ve worked in a quite a few restaurants in my years, some arcade restaurant place, On The Border, Longhorn Steakhouse, and currently Olive Garden (these are the ones I worked at the longest), I’ve heard this used on maybe 8-9 occasions, so it’s not too common, but I like the phrase.
𝐓𝐔𝐄𝐒𝐃𝐀𝐘, 𝟏𝟐:𝟑𝟎𝐏𝐌
𝙾𝙽 𝙿𝙷𝙾𝙽𝙴 𝙲𝙰𝙻𝙻
Server 1:
“Hello?”

Server 2:
What’s up?“

Server 1:
“You coming in to work later?”

Server 2:
“Nah man I’m off today, I’m actually off tomorrow too; it’s my Waiter Weekend.
by a sentient tortoise. April 19, 2022
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Weekend Milkshake

Are you hanging out with Brooke tonight?

Nah man, she is going to Emporium for her weekend milkshake!

What a fucking slut
by ryanchitty May 19, 2009
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National Cheat On Your Girlfriend With a Hooker Weekend

Always the second weekend in September. From that Friday to Sundown Sunday, all free passes to cheat on your girlfriend with a hooker.
Hey, I booked us a trip to Vegas for my 21st birthday. The second weekend in September. You know that’s National Cheat On Your Girlfriend With a Hooker Weekend!
by TheLongestDriveEver September 11, 2025
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billy bush weekend

When a bunch of guys engage in a full weekend or a brief vacation with the primary intent to violate women (ex. Pussy grabbing)
Donald Trump, Billy Bush and friends planned a huge Billy Bush weekend during the 2016 U.S. presidential election and they even filmed a clip of the conversation on tour bus.
by Liadi Aaron September 12, 2017
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The Weekend of Jill

Jill is a name used in a group setting when you can’t remember everyone’s name so you call everyone Jill. Established the weekend of March 4th, 2023 in Rockaway Beach, OR.
You’re new to a group of 8-9 people and you forget names and refer to everyone as Jill. “Hey Jill, do you want to go on a hike?” “Hey Jill, I love your swimsuit! “Hey Jill, do you want to go to the meat outlet?!” “The weekend of Jill was so fun!”
by Sades90porter March 15, 2023
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weekend-leauge

If you play a full weekend league in Fifa you are a virgin and not able to get any friends
virgin is the new weekend-leauge
by CristierRonaldo June 24, 2022
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