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twisted tea-bagging

a drinking game played with twisted tea whereby touching an opponent's forehead with a twisted tea forces said opponent to drink (and finish) twisted tea
On our trip to Maine Ben was twisted tea-bagging everyone.

I let my guard down and Jon totally twisted tea-bagged me.
by A & G October 8, 2010
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Texas tornado twist

Your legs must be at a 50 degrees apart while helicopter thrusting you’re dick in a tornado like manner slapping thus client across the head with you’re dick 7 times this making a flapping sound.
by Subdued October 9, 2021
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Tasmanian Titty Twist

The act of biting and twisting a girl's nipple, like a Tasmanian devil, until the milk squirts out.
Dude, that bitch was so kinky, she wanted a Tasmanian titty twist.
by tittytwister15 December 3, 2021
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feminine country twist

Handcuffs on the wall, two lesbians in bed, log cabin, and a dog with make-up on, need I say more?
My gitlfriend and i had hit a bit of a rough patch before I walked in on a feminine country twist.
by Reactosé June 4, 2017
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So fucking twisted

When someone refers themselves to being so fucking twisted it means they're absolutely fucking flying. Which is also known as being severely under the influence of drugs. In other words you're very fucking high. Normally this happens after the exhale of a fat pipe of top quality crack cocaine.

Nothing comes close to the feeling of being in the complete state of pure euphoric bliss when exhaling a pipe of crack.

Which is also known as the term "Crackgasm".

This is as close as you're getting to an orgasm, without the pissing about and wasting your valuable time of any sexual activities.

Time is money, stop wasting it.
Smoke a pipe for complete and utter satisfaction!

Now let's play a game of "Pass the crack pipe!"

The aim of the game is to get as twisted as you can. Achieving that, you win the game.

Jay goes first.
Her: "Can I make a pipe please Jamie? Sure you don't mind?"

Him: "Yeah 'course man, you don't need to ask. Just help yourself. I love seeing you so fucking twisted, G."
by WatzCrackaLackinMate August 13, 2019
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jaw-clamp twist

Where-by a girl bites down hard on to an unsuspecting boys penis during oral, and twists her entire body around and around and around with the penis still in her mouth.

"Shit did you hear? Jake got the jaw-clamp twist from a girl yesterday!"
"Shit did you hear? Jake got the jaw-clamp twist from a girl yesterday!"
by TheMasterBaker February 25, 2014
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double fist twist

When a girl gives you a hand job with both hands stroking your cock but at the same time adding a slight twist with both hands as she nears the tip..
My girl gave me the best double fist twist I ever had last night, I came three times..
by Shit hoofs July 12, 2019
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