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Tristan

A person who is trapped in a washing machine, I should know my name is Tristan
Person: Tristan why are you in a washing machine
Tristan: Blub
by GuyInAWashingMachine May 19, 2022
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Someone who seems intimidating at first but once you get to know them they are sweethearts. They are the nicest most caring people you’ll ever meet, they are trustworthy and once you’re in their close circle you should never let them go. They’ll always have your back and will never be afraid to tell you how it is. They’ll try their best to make you laugh when your sad and they’ll help you through the bullshit and help build you up once it’s all over. They’re cool headed and tend not to get upset but they have road rage and once they’re again steer clear of their path because they are on a mission. Also one the most attractive person you’ll ever meet.
GAT DAMN YOU SEE TRISTAN?
by Okayokayokayxox November 30, 2021
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The type of guy who tries his hardest, every chance he gets to talk to women and make them like him. He is the biggest simp you will ever see. Wherever you see a group of girls, you will probably find Tristan trying to talk to them. He does the most in his power to get girls to like him, and always talks about how he's everyone's favorite. He's kind of egotistical, and can be an asshole when around a group of men, but if you are one on one with him, he can actually be really enjoyable to talk to.
Ah shit, there's Tristan, always trying to impress those girls.
by big boy monkey October 28, 2022
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Tristan is a boy with spongy ass hair who thinks that he can only be accepted by making 2012 rage comics and acting homosexual. He is usually found with a pack of absolute chads as their wingman
Chad 1: Tristan, get over here
*Tristan walks in like a bitch*
by DeluxeKeagan April 3, 2019
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a real street nigga who dont give a damn bout ya aunt,sister,mama,grandma,or yo pet hamster
damn tristan beat his ahh on big pussy grave
by jacktownleek November 20, 2023
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tristan bjørkli

He is very cool AWSOMe, he sn turn a lame joke to be funny. He is a fabulez boy and loves #Pink
Did you hear about Tristan Bjørkli
Yes he is awsome.
by Tiliri February 25, 2017
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Tristan is a short fag with a red hat that never gets out of the fucking handball square and tells everyone to lick his balls meaning that he is indeed Homosexual.
Tristan is a faggot
by Hi Tristan November 27, 2018
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