Wine Queef

The end result of when you are done penetrating a female partner with a non-finished bottle of red wine. Usually it's a 'fart-like' sound emanating from the vagina, spraying wine all over the bed. Using a bottle of white wine would result in a 'Pinot Grigio Huffer'.

Jenny is the wine queef queen! She soaked my bed in red, and it looked like a murder scene!

by CinnamonFlamingo June 16, 2015

Wine and Clit

An older Posh Person.
Or someone who tries to be posh.
Who drinks a lot of wine (usually red) or Gin and Tonic.

(For example a Tattler reader who's son is called Tarquin. )

The Wine and Clit couple turned up.

All they talked about was their french poetry book club.

by DownTwisted August 30, 2016

seventy wine

Doing a 71 while drinking a glass of wine. Coined by Gino D'Campo on itvs celebrity juice.

The seventy wine really brings romance to sexy time.

by Ihaveagoldencasio November 13, 2016

urban spine wine

when you dip you butt in wine and take a dump and some one drinks it

timmy: i love urban spine wine

by old English April 15, 2016

the wine pony

Known also as a Leonie, this pony is. Very serious about words but as soon as the pony lets out the definition the pony forgets what it has said.

Person A"The one and only, the wine pony has arrived."

Person B" hide the wine before it's all gone"

by Jacobs creek August 24, 2017

Wine worried

Worrying about anything after having any amount of wine.

Maybe I’m just wine worried about my relationship.

by Bird_0125 July 15, 2018

wine-high

When you drink so much wine you become a 2000s songs dancer

Haley was so wine-high she hit that dougie.

by G0renight August 12, 2018