Two Square Titan

An eco-friendly shitter that utilizes no more than two squares per wipe.

How do you save so much toilet paper?
I’m a two square titan!

by Two square titan August 19, 2022

Titan Jog

When someone's cranking a handke to move their X, Y, or Z axis on a machine

"I had to Titan Jog so I could get my Y axis to 1.5."

by Mr. Of All Mr.'s February 26, 2026

Titanic

A 3 hour snooze fest about a woman with a lavish lifestyle falling in love with a hyper feminized Leonard DiCaprio. Both whine the entire movie. Jack, instead of finding another raft (contrary to popular belief, he couldn’t have fit on the door) he died a hero for some woman he met hours ago.

Friend 1: Did you see Titanic this weekend?
Friend 2: Yeah it was a total snooze fest. I turned it off so I could watch Wall-E.

by amoviecritic March 11, 2026