When you wake up in the morning, after having your ass pounder, to find you have a prolapsed answer.
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Get the Morning excitement mug.I lost my cuke at some point in the night and woke up later only to find out that I now have a morning pickle
by Jdl142 July 3, 2018
Get the morning pickle mug.In Canada, every fucking day is cold. So when someone says it was a "cold morning", he or she means that the girl or guy they took home from the bar won't leave their house in the morning.
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Friend:Dude did you have a morning suprise?
Dude:(Whispers) Yes. it was the worst.
Friend:Dude did you have a morning suprise?
Dude:(Whispers) Yes. it was the worst.
by 2BRO2B November 26, 2015
Get the Morning Suprise mug.A coffee induced, violent morning dump. Makes a “kerplunk” sound, a slam dunk of a deuce. Effects of which are amplified by a night of drinking.
Girlfriend: Here babe, made you a cup of coffee. How’s your hangover?
Boyfriend: Thanks, sweetie! It’s okay, my stomach hurts a bit from that 1am pizza though.
**10 minutes later**
Boyfriend: Holy shit!! I just laid a morning slammer. Where’s the plunger?!
Boyfriend: Thanks, sweetie! It’s okay, my stomach hurts a bit from that 1am pizza though.
**10 minutes later**
Boyfriend: Holy shit!! I just laid a morning slammer. Where’s the plunger?!
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