pretend weekend

Doing things normally reserved for a weekend when it's actually a work night / school night (i.e. binge drinking).

"I want to get slizzered, pretend weekend anyone?"
"Work was tough after pretend weekend last night."

by rcalley July 8, 2014

weekend gaybo

A heterosexual on week days and a homosexual on weekends.

Skylar is goes dancing at gay bars on the weekends, because he's a weekend gaybo.

by NIHILISM GURU November 7, 2023

weekend friend

a person who you associate with only on the weekends

" Can we get some dinner Saturday night?"
"Sorry dude, i have plans with my weekend friend"

by urbanone101 October 13, 2016

Weekend Mangoes

The illegal seizure or cash and other goods that can be confiscated during a pat down by the police

Cop 1: hey dude are you down for some weekend mangoes
Cop 2: yea man I could use some extra cash because my paycheck is not cutting it.
Cop 1: alright let's go pull some innocent people over and take their money.
Cop 2: yessssssssss.

by _NO_NAME_NEEDED_ March 26, 2019

Royal Weekend

When you have really good eventful weekend that feels like ages

1.)That was a Royal Weekend right there. Now it’s Monday...

2.) I just had a Royal Weekend and it felt like a whole week!

by TheDefinerConnoisseur May 19, 2019

Weekend Wally

A pejorative term: It's the guy, in any sport or hobby, that only occasionally partakes in that activity and doesn't know enough to not fuck it up for everyone else. a.k.a the weekend warrior.

That weekend wally is pulling a tube erratically and fucking up the lake by making it rough for everyone who wants to wakeboard or ski.

by Pary Moppins July 1, 2025

middle of week weekend

A phenomenon in which school is closed for 2+ days in the middle of the week so it’s essentially a weekend in the middle of the week

I’m so glad school is closed for these past two days, it’s a middle of week weekend

by Purpstar615 March 2, 2023