sworded

When someone was a baddie and swears

OMG!!!! YOU SWORDED!

by someone353535353535353353 May 27, 2022

Sword Swollar'

(n): A creepy male who is between the ages’s of 14 and 38 years of age that does medieval reenactments. These subjects are often confused about their sexuality as well as the actual time period they are living in. Commonly, these individuals are believed to be stuck in and around the time of King Arthur's Battles.

*Note* Fanny packs, Long, dark, oily pony tailed hair, capes worn on days other than October 31st and more than 5 caged pets at once are all commonalties of a sword swollar’.

Friend one: “Hey …here comes Marcus….he didn’t come to the party last night because he was at a damn reenactment…I bet he takes it in the ass!”

Friend Two: “Yeah….he is such a fucking Sword Swollar' ”

by Yayemo23 April 17, 2007

sword in the stone

When a girl does a handstand over a man's penis and she moves her hands away and falls then deep throats the man

"Yo ricky you got the sword in the stone?"
"hell yeah bro! She puked all over me, it was nasty"

by Acuara December 7, 2015

sword huffler

someone that shuffles words and uses spoonerism. waw, He/She/They is such a Sword Huffler, I hate it but I can't control my laugh.

fun fact: the Dutch word is 'Huivelaar'

shall we Pake Banncakes later?? - damn you're such a Sword huffler..

by Flombo September 23, 2022

sword art online 2

sword art offline with new charecters...

¨have you seen sword art online 2?it´s Amazing¨ then everybody died THE END

by FirewallCZ March 13, 2017

blade of a sword

When Johnny tells you, that you cannot be friends anymore, because he got a new girlfriend and she's jealous of you. So now you don't hang out or see Johnny anymore. Sometimes through e-mail. Johnny is whipped. Johnny is missing out on life. Johnny is special.

I was just trying to be a good friend, but got the blade of a sword instead.

by BeachingIt August 7, 2016

what sword

What sword is reference to Sword of Sargeras currently plunged in to Silithus zone in mmorpg World of Warcraft. It's addressing to comical fact that it looks like devs forgot about the damn big ass sword. Mainly used on Asmongold's streams.

Q: And what about Sword of Sargeras?
A: What sword.

by JacobTh3Gam3r April 20, 2022