Hosstin Post

True meaning of a Hoss.

Look at that defense!

That ain't just any defense! That's a Hostin Post defense!

by Jyahhh12 November 27, 2011

Post simpcore

The subgenre of music depicting the intense feelings and anger after a strong simp episode. Includes phonk music

Gym Rat: “Bro, he’s been hitting PR’s every day at the gym this week… what happened?”

Gym Socrates: “He’s been listening to post simpcore and dryscooping away the pain bro”

by notShaq February 14, 2023

gustav posting

When you pose a question that you could've just looked up.

- Why didnt he just look it up on google?

- He's gustav posting

by solace discord April 23, 2023

envy posting

When you post nothing but a flashy unrealistic lifestyle on your social media profiles giving people the false impression that your life is perfect and full of glamour

You still follow that girl Carley on insta??

Hell no foo.. she be doing nothing but envy posting. I unfollowed her ages ago

by Echobud August 23, 2023

Ne posted

A mix of ne and posted Ne posted is when you're chilling and either
1. You're chuckling at some dumb thing you can barely remember
2. You're snickering at something you see as you're watching YT or scrolling through IG/Reddit
<<<You might not want to be bothered when you say this, please keep that in mind. It's like lol so don't say it out loud, please, or it's gonna make you seem like a weirdo.>>>
You're just vibing and having a good time by yourself or with the homies.

Texting scene:
Jada: Hey Adam wyd
Adam: Rn I'm ne posted.

Jada: Oh, same tho

by GodDammitAlan! November 4, 2019

post verbal

The state before falling asleep when one is still conscious but speaking requires extra effort

Bruh, we had just done hooking up and then she started talking about her feelings, I was totally post verbal by then. Couldn't say anything meaningful back, just grunted approvingly and fell asleep.

by ludope April 3, 2021

trigger-posting

To send random bits of nonsense, often accompanied by annoying memes, into a chat group

"B"
"Brad, quit trigger-posting."

by dogezes April 21, 2021