Inceptshit posting

The act of shitposting while taking a shit.

"Hey man, I'll be back in about 15 minutes. I gotta drop a loan and do some inceptshit posting from the toilet."

by Mi General March 11, 2016

general post

Post that isn’t connected to anything or anyone just a though

I was talking to micheal about how I wanna get rich before everybody is and he got a offended it’s just a general post

by Jungle bean September 13, 2020

post-roast

The act of cleaning your mouth and your asshole at the same time.

Hey Cedric, or Fredrick, could one of you please fetch me a beach towel so I post-roast in one fluid motion?

by Liquid Alf & Jim 'The Knuckle' February 9, 2014

post-decent

Something that is above the level of decency, exceeding expectations

"She's post-decent fam"

by CarrotBoi September 20, 2016

post-chaste

That pure, fleeting moment after your first sexual experience when it still hasn't settled that you're no longer a virgin.

"Yo woman let's do it again!"
"Quiet, don't ruin this for me, I'm post-chaste."
"Well, hurry girl - I wanna get real nasty."

by Desmond White February 18, 2010

post senioritis

after graduating high school,getting lazy in the beggining of college.

student: wow,im just too lazy to do my work and just graduated from high school and i had a bad case of senioritis and now im still lazy i just started college,im procrastinating my work..
student 2:wow already! i think you have post senioritis hahaha better go to the doctor!

by livilivinlavidaloca October 6, 2010

Post Pi

Also known as “Post Truth Pi” or “Fake Pi.” Alternative facts on the number π that are popular in some political or conspiratorial circles, which oft-half-innumerate politicians like to share with their voters to sound mathematically civilized.

From the Encyclopedia of “Alternative Facts,” here are some post pi entries:
The value of π is different on different planets and galaxies.
The number π is contained within π.
The googolth digit of π is 3.
ET sent a pi message to earthlings on Independence Day.
The number π and the Bible are intimately related.

by Fasters May 20, 2022