Mountain oysters

Bulls nuts... broiled and full of warm splooge

That redneck over there is sucking on mountain oysters!

by Poon doctor May 11, 2019

Mountain dew

$7 Jesus juice

Mountain dew is just like Jesus juice

by Blackvolgger August 27, 2019

spooge mountain

It's when the second ejaculation lands on top of the first, creating a pile

Tyson created a spooge mountain on his wife's back

by SPANKY1113 March 28, 2017

mountain honkey

Backwoods weirdos who play banjos and bang there cousins usually found in Kentucky in canoes with worm dirt in their mouth and penis in immediate family members

That mountain honkey is sleeping with his sister... doesn't surprise me

by CM68W January 5, 2017

Mountain Muncher

Anyone who eats fat girl's pussy.

Seth went straight mountain Muncher on that bitch.

by Craveman1989 May 9, 2020

High as Mountain

When you cant see strait and need help..... To reach the the highest point in life. Whether it is on drugs or on life. The top.

I couldn't see strait because the highest point of the mountain has been reached. High as Mountain

by Justanaverageperson October 16, 2012

Snowcapping the Mountains

When one is feeling rather filthy and enjoying a poo so much that after creating a mountain of brown, One 'caps' it with a snow cap of sperm

'Just gonna nip to the shitter to get snowcapping the mountains'

by Adam - first man to get laid September 24, 2012