Hosstin Post

True meaning of a Hoss.

Look at that defense!

That ain't just any defense! That's a Hostin Post defense!

by Jyahhh12 November 27, 2011

Post simpcore

The subgenre of music depicting the intense feelings and anger after a strong simp episode. Includes phonk music

Gym Rat: “Bro, he’s been hitting PR’s every day at the gym this week… what happened?”

Gym Socrates: “He’s been listening to post simpcore and dryscooping away the pain bro”

by notShaq February 14, 2023

gustav posting

When you pose a question that you could've just looked up.

- Why didnt he just look it up on google?

- He's gustav posting

by solace discord April 23, 2023

Parched Post

A thirsty, attention-seeking post on social media made intentionally vague to alarm people or just get people to feel bad for them.

Betty checked-in to her doctor's office on FB, vaguely stating, "One of two appointments today." Prompting concerned people to comment "What's going on?" Or "Hope everything is ok." Betty either did not reply or wrote, "PM me." Come on Betty, that was a Parched Post.

Brittany posted on social media last night, "So done with fake people." But she's too chicken to actually name these fake people. Parched Post!

Louise lamented on FB that is was her birthday and no one remembered. Poor Louise. Louise is looking for empty happy birthdays from old classmates and co-workers she hasn't seen in years. What a Parched Post.

by Sweetiegirl77 December 1, 2018

Ghost Post

The idea Snap Chat stole from Katie. You post ideas and pictures and then they disappear....like ghosts. Yandi doesnt believe it. But it happened. Ghost Post. Patent Pending. Copywright 1984.

Did you see Kayne's Ghost Post about Mister Rodgers...oh wait, it's gone.

by Red_band_trailer December 21, 2018

Post Milky

Referring to any mammal that is past the breastfeeding phase of their lifespan. To be "Milky" would imply that one is currently suckling the milk.

Tom: "I got post milky when I was 2"
Jared: "Oh yeah? I was milky with your mom last night"
Tom: "Fuck you, Jared"

by sparrowman360 August 15, 2022

Post Truth

A politically correct phrase for “fake news” or “alternative facts”—a hypocrite’s or Pharisee’s word for “bullshit.”

Thanks to their Bullshitter-in-Chief, most morally bankrupt GOP members have been lying comatose on their bed of post truths even before the pandemic struck.

by Fasters May 20, 2022