A doctor practicing “alternative medicine” who leeches off the economy by tricking unintelligent people into thinking that they have “leaky gut syndrome”.
Half of the people who appear on Dr. Oz (with the other half being “spiritual doctors”).
Half of the people who appear on Dr. Oz (with the other half being “spiritual doctors”).
Man, that gut doctor charged me $1000 for some bullshit supplements and gave me a fortune teller card as a thank you for scamming me.
by mihoyminoy July 6, 2019
Get the Gut Doctor mug.When you experience stomach pain or constantly need to dook, usually the result of the previous nights debauchery.
by Blackbirdd June 9, 2016
Get the crook in the guts mug.by NGRI September 15, 2010
Get the utering gut mug.Used in reference to a younger family member or child you may have helped raise, who exhibits qualities or behavior that replicates your own.
Originates in Southern Maryland, popularized in modern country culture resurgence.
Originates in Southern Maryland, popularized in modern country culture resurgence.
Other family member: Riley is so wild, always getting hurt, and running around like a crazy fool.
Me: You got that right; he's my guts.
Me: You got that right; he's my guts.
by lafemmeflora June 3, 2014
Get the my guts mug.The act of farting directly unto the belly of a loved one as they try to (unwantedly) "big spoon you"
A deterrent to cuddling/spooning on a hot day.
Able to be passed off as a "sleep fart"
A deterrent to cuddling/spooning on a hot day.
Able to be passed off as a "sleep fart"
It was hot as hell when I woke up and the bitch tried to come spoon me. Pretending to still be asleep I Gut shot her and she backed off.
by InquisitorX July 13, 2019
Get the Gut Shot mug.When a man's testicles are hit so hard they rise up into the stomach, creating a gut nut. Gut nut often occurs during a break up, after your girl catch you cheatin.
Guy no.1
"yo hummie, ya hear how Jackie kicked Jamel in the nuts after she caught him cheatin with her mum"
Guy no.2
"Yeah I heard she kicked him so hard she gave him a gut nut!"
"yo hummie, ya hear how Jackie kicked Jamel in the nuts after she caught him cheatin with her mum"
Guy no.2
"Yeah I heard she kicked him so hard she gave him a gut nut!"
by the real D! Ya dig?!? August 2, 2016
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to charge into someone's gut with your head, usually causing pain, especially charger has horns.
to charge into someone's gut with your head, usually causing pain, especially charger has horns.
When my younger brother was wrestling me, he head-gutted me.
by ur pet nerd December 18, 2008
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