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Whack the Bear

Verb; Giving a blowjob or handjob to a man with a lot of pubic hair.
"I'm going to go and whack the bear with Joe."
"What? Why?! That guy's a freaking furball!"
by Shinobura April 10, 2008
mugGet the Whack the Bearmug.

chloë-bear

A really Awesome young woman who has a way of embedding herself in peoples lives. She is insanely smart and somehow everything a person wants in another person. She knows Pi like its a music piece, which no surprise she is amazing at as well....She is terrible with directions and her height is her greatest SHORTFALL....She is left handed yet everything about her is just right .
OH MAN , Here comes Chloë-Bear
(All the girls hide their boyfriends as Chloë-Bear walks in)
by Bulletin July 10, 2018
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Pants Bear

A large bulge in a man's pants. The larger version of a pants cub.
Josh "Moco" Foreman has a very large pants bear.
by dykemaj March 12, 2009
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Glesg@ Bear

1.The most useless and ignorant of all usenet posters.

2. One who thinks that providing a link to this site is "proof".

3. A complete loser with no friends, and a major chip on his shoulder regarding the catholic church.
Glesg@ Bear - "you skipped past the link, that proves you're a bigot."
by Keith, the amazing Sockpuppet November 13, 2004
mugGet the Glesg@ Bearmug.

skinning the bear

A Viking term for FURIOUS masturbation; Ussually done after sex, at parties, and in front of friends; Sometimes even used to impress the ladies ;)
Person 1: Dude I was skinning the bear in front of Rick! After I banged Sasha.
Person 2: Wow your a badass
by BoS Antonius November 9, 2013
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Bears nap

When a Chicago Bears fan has had enough of watching the Bears boring and disappointing play that they fall asleep during the second half of their games.
“Why did Jim fall asleep? The Bears are only down by 14 and there’s 2 quarters left!”
“Oh he does this every game it’s his Bears nap”
by 4highs August 16, 2023
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happy bear

A bear you must befriend. You can drink tea with a happy bear, they are good for you and they are good for me.
A happy bear is a good bear, a good bear for tea. A good bear for me.
by LegendaryOwlCarnival July 17, 2017
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