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July 8th 2022

The day where all Canadians experienced a country-wide internet outage, causing everyone to flock to the nearest mall or Starbucks for Wi-Fi. Public apparatuses such as ATMs and PoS systems were rendered unusable, forcing thousands of businesses across Canada to temporarily close. Critical institutions such as hospitals, fire stations, and police stations were unable to function properly.

Basically it was like the end of the world....but in Canada... and only for a day.

All this because we literally have THE worst telecom infrastructure on this planet. The internet of 38 million people is controlled by two large corporations, Bell and Rogers, which means that half the country is fucked if either one of them stops providing internet. Canada's internet monopoly really needs to die (and also lower their damn prices).
Guy 1: Hey remember July 8th 2022?
Guy 2: Wasn't that the day where Rogers themselves couldn't even access the internet to announce the outage?
Guy 1: Ye lol
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November 8th

John doe: yo dude, it's November 8th!
Joe Dude: shit you're right! *Turns around and spreads his cheeks*
by Jinx lol November 7, 2023
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dec 8th

beau: hey kyanna i like you!!
kyanna: really? i like you too!!

kyanna: why tho?

beau: because today’s dec 8th, it’s crush day!
by lando.frv December 7, 2021
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November 8th

national smeggs your girlfrned day (probably not directed at ania)
hey did you have sex with ania
yes
November 8th
by notcheziswear November 8, 2021
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May 8th

May 8th is the day your crush asks you out and hugs you
Crush:yo wanna go out it's may 8th
Me:bet.!
by May 8th May 8, 2025
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Quandavious The 8th

The son of Quandale Dingle

The 8th person named Quandavious
Famous for stopping a goofy grandpa
Guy: look, it’s the son of Quandale Dingle, Quandavious The 8th!

Quandavious The 8th: I will give glory
by King of Quandale June 25, 2022
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October 8th

by Lxxlee September 20, 2021
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