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The double stranger

To sit on both your penis and dominant hand until both are numb, then proceed to pleasure yourself. Since you've lost feeling in both, it feels like watching a person receive a handjob.
My internet was down last night and I wanted to watch someone get a handjob, so I gave myself the double stranger.
by Hawk84 May 20, 2021
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The Familiar Stranger

When you sit on a hard, wooden chair until your ass falls asleep so that your buddy can rail you from behind without it being gay.
Yo, Martin gave me The Familiar Stranger last night and was courteous enough to toss a dish rag underneath for the leaks. I like that guy!
by StankNuts March 27, 2020
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Strangers

Don't go ou at night there could be strangers
by LinguistBoy February 16, 2021
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Liquid stranger

When you go to fart and realise you’ve accidentally wet sharted yourself.
Lou: “Ah fuck, I thought it was safe but I’ve just had a liquid stranger!”
by Calisraving December 22, 2023
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STRANGER THEN A TWO HEADED TURKEY

Stranger then a two headed Turkey.

When you meet someone that is totally of the rails bat shit crazy but doesn't know it.
When you just give that look a turkey gives When trying to figure out what that crazy person is trying to say so you immediately smile and nod your head acting like you understand so they go away.
David was stranger then a two headed turkey with all his talk of ufo sightings and Aliens stealing his trash cans.
by trickster29 July 30, 2024
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stranger stick

A stick (usually made by wood) that is used when answering the door to a stranger to protect yourself.
Make sure to grab the stranger stick before you answer the door
by phantomelon March 7, 2021
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