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mouth sneeze

When you sneeze but it is directed to your mouth because you are sick!
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Sneeze on my cheese

When you mess up someone’s good vibes or make a good time bad
“We were having a blast at the party, but then Tyler sneezed on my cheese and everyone got bummed out.”

“Don’t sneeze on my cheese, man!”
by HQ DLM February 17, 2024
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Underhand Sneeze

"I went into the bathroom stall and it looked like someone underhand sneezed all over the bowl!"
by JoePhatty May 23, 2009
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Jelly Sneeze

When you have a mouth full of jelly and you suddenly have to sneeze and the jelly travels up to your nose and when you sneeze it sprays out alongside the usual mess.
Andrew was enjoying a bowl full of strawberry jelly when suddenly the urge to sneeze hit him, he tried to quickly swallow the jelly but he was to late the jelly flew out and hit the person sitting opposite him, she screamed in disgust and everyone else cried out in laughter, " HaHa Jelly sneeze"
by TheJellyMan April 17, 2013
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Portuguese Sneeze

When a man ejaculates with ferocity and is also from Portugal.
When she going down on you and you Portuguese sneeze in her eye.
by WorldlyWordsmith March 16, 2022
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Sneeze

by Iknowihavedaddyissues October 2, 2020
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Sneeze-Cough Phantom Shart

When you sneeze, cough and shart all at the same time. Or so you think. You check your drawls and discover there’s no poop. You’ve just “phantom sharted”.
I just sneeze-cough phantom sharted. I’m sure of this because I checked my drawls.

John sneeze-cough phantom sharted during a job interview.
by Phantom Shart April 8, 2023
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