by spotlight ah moonlight ah May 19, 2023

“We were having a blast at the party, but then Tyler sneezed on my cheese and everyone got bummed out.”
“Don’t sneeze on my cheese, man!”
“Don’t sneeze on my cheese, man!”
by HQ DLM February 17, 2024

by JoePhatty May 23, 2009

When you have a mouth full of jelly and you suddenly have to sneeze and the jelly travels up to your nose and when you sneeze it sprays out alongside the usual mess.
Andrew was enjoying a bowl full of strawberry jelly when suddenly the urge to sneeze hit him, he tried to quickly swallow the jelly but he was to late the jelly flew out and hit the person sitting opposite him, she screamed in disgust and everyone else cried out in laughter, " HaHa Jelly sneeze"
by TheJellyMan April 17, 2013

by WorldlyWordsmith March 16, 2022

When you sneeze, cough and shart all at the same time. Or so you think. You check your drawls and discover there’s no poop. You’ve just “phantom sharted”.
I just sneeze-cough phantom sharted. I’m sure of this because I checked my drawls.
John sneeze-cough phantom sharted during a job interview.
John sneeze-cough phantom sharted during a job interview.
by Phantom Shart April 8, 2023
