Safe

Knowing your condom won't break

Dude, this condom is so safe.

by Leo's Oscar August 1, 2016

pop your safe bubble

@itserniie on twitter exposed the government for enslavement by manipulation on all of us.

oops, i just popped ur safe bubble 😊

did you want me to pop your safe bubble for you?

ask your grandma, “did you want me to pop your safe bubble for you?”

by itserniie May 1, 2023

Are peas safe for dogs

No. Peas are not safe for dogs as it can harm their internal organ system, cause severe choking, and in some cases cancer. Therefore, all unwanted peas should be gives to Hermione D.

‘Hey are peas safe for dogs?’

‘No, hermione can have them!’

by Helloitsdefonotme September 15, 2023

safe potty syndrome

The inability to poop anywhere except home.

I can never poop at work or in a public place, due to my safe potty syndrome. I’m always stuck holding it all day until I finally get home. 🤦🏼 ♀️🤷🏼 ♀️

by Sarcastic Blonde March 20, 2023

/safe

a tone indicator indicating that the thread, link, post, or profile is safe to view without the risk of unwanted imagery

Open this! /safe

by slweeb April 17, 2021

Keeping Mittens Safe

All the capital letters spell K.M.S. Meaning kill my self.

This is a Keeping Mittens Safe situation.

by Nork^er January 13, 2019

SaFe Avvxees

SaFe Avvxees is a bad call of duty feeder wich isn't the same since he joined sofficiino sniping. We all miss the old Wild Tommy.
Wild Samu is for sure better cuz he can hit 30b's.

... i'm like SaFe Avvxees...

by mrkingsamu15 September 1, 2017