Someone who loses all composure and dignity when in the presence of a cute puppy or dog, and goes to great lengths to touch it, pet it, hold it, and have the animal's attention. When sighting a puppy these people tend to squeal and say "Oh my God!" and talk in high frequencies using childish language as if they were talking to a baby.
We have to walk back to the car to get ready for tonight, but let's avoid the dog park because Sam is a huge puppy hoe and we'll never get past it.
by LeeHB June 4, 2017
Get the Puppy Hoemug. Large breasts. Usually on a younger woman...thus separating them from the far less attractive Milk Dogs.
by Dr. Walnutstreet August 6, 2008
Get the Milk Puppiesmug. A discord puppy is a user on the application discord (application for gamers) where server moderators talk regularly to users that bark for them (E-girls mainly but men are appreciated) and have feelings for them.
by RinzuDoesWha? April 29, 2022
Get the Discord Puppymug. by Skatt Everest March 6, 2011
Get the Puppy Citymug. A man who's becoming a boss at pulling bitches,yet hasn't quite masterd it yet...when mastering this skill hell be considered a DOG.
by Gangsta wayz October 29, 2017
Get the Slutt puppymug. by rynomuncher October 7, 2012
Get the Puppy Minemug. by Spider master January 7, 2023
Get the web puppymug.