horse mullet

An ugly 80s haircut that is short on top and long in the back on a horse's head.

Did you see that haircut on that thorough breed? That horse mullet looks as if Seabiscuit had serious business deals in the front and parties in back.

by JimmyJibbles November 23, 2016

Horse Hockey

A simple game of Hockey, played out ,and performed by actual Horses

The Equitarians played the jackasses in the stanley cup of Horse Hockey

by Ron Rollalope October 7, 2020

Horse Nuggets

Definition 1: some YouTuber probably

Definition 2: a rare delicacy found in Northern Europe, which involves the severing of a male horse's genitalia and battering it, before deep frying it and sprinkling salt over the top. Served with ketchup

Example 1: dude Horse Nuggets has shitty videos.

Example 2: Can I have the 2 horse nuggets combo with extra fries please?

by Atwoodjer August 5, 2017

Horse and Buggy

Horse and buggy - To fart in a car with the windows rolled up, preferably with the heat on.

"Dude, what's that smell? Did you just fart? Did you just horse and buggy me?"
"Hell yeah!"
"Jesus, dude, roll the windows down!

by honeypothoney October 23, 2011

Horse Eyes

Girl with overly spread out eyes

Man that girl is like a 9 or a 10 man she more like a 4 or 5 with them horse eyes

by Snobglass October 8, 2016

Horse Bitch

any person that has been beat up by a horse due to their extreme poor judgment and complete over estimattion of their own abilities to sneak by a horse undetected. This over confidence is usually meet with this individual becoming the horses bitch.

Skip: “hey. Let’s take a short cut through the medow with the insane horse on it. I know we can sneak by it!”

Bill: “ no way! I don’t want to become a horse bitch. I will wait here in the tall grass”

by Skiphorse20 June 8, 2018

wet horse

popular term used by masculine gay men to describe an attractive male

wow look at that wet horse in those speedos

by la ronda July 18, 2010