Poo Grease Moustache

The act of wiping one's sweaty bum crack with a finger and smearing the result under another's nose to give the wearer an untraceable poo smell.

Lewie was pissed with Andy and couldn't wait for him to fall asleep so he could reward him with a poo grease moustache.

by VitaminP April 4, 2015

Plumber’s Moustache

When a man is performing oral stimulation on the anus of his lady friend and develops a brown coloured stain in his upper lip.

I went all time crazy on my girl’s a-hole and earned me a plumber’s moustache!

by Ryfish! January 4, 2019

Bob's moustache

The stereotypical moustache of a person named Bob

Someone: he has a nice moustache
Someone else: nah, its a real Bob's moustache

by Supervenom June 10, 2021

moustache

A hidden collection of something in high volume; (usually referring to sexually explicit material or narcotics).

Don't let the kids open that drawer cuz they might find MOUSTACHE.

by Ashley G October 7, 2003

Red Velvet mustache

When a man is banging a girl on her period, and then forces his bloody penis into her mouth, thus giving her a red velvet looking mustache.

Daaaayyyummm this Mexican chick had the biggest red velvet mustache I have ever seen in my life. It was like Niagara Falls down there.

by Its Manda! May 9, 2011

sky is blue while the mustache frowns

To get high.

"Hey, Justin is so sky is blue while the mustache frowns."

by VinylTape July 24, 2009

arabian moustache

When a man jizz's on a chicks upper lip and then arabian waterfalls (shaving ballsac hair onto their face). Then the chick waits for the jizz to dry and then she has a complete arabian moustache.

The other day my girlfriend had a cold face so i jizzed on her upper lip and then completed the arabian waterfall on her so atleast she had a little arabian moustache to keep her face warm once it dryed.

by the arabian moustache giver June 9, 2011