morning mayo

When you wake up the morning after having unprotected anal sex and find 'leakage'. Morning mayo happens when a person is too tired to go clean up after intercourse.

Person 1 : Morning Babe, I had fun last night.
Person 2 : Me too.
Person 1 : Why is the bed wet?
Person 2 : Oh, I have morning mayo..

by I'm THAT person December 22, 2015

morning sparkler

When people fap in the morning

Dude, I just had myself a morning sparkler in the shower.

by boobookittyfuck13 January 17, 2014

cornrow morning

Having a cornrow morning is when you have reached the point of inebriation that you probably are going to wake up on your friends couch and he/she is going to have to explain the entirety of the night.

This relates to getting cornrows for it is painful both teller and listener and aso requires the entire morning.

" looks like you are going to have a cornrow morning"

by cornrowmorning February 19, 2012

morning rubbing

when a man wakes up with his penis in between butt cheeks and rubs it up an down

"i woke up with this bitch and had a morning rubbing."

by luvingangel October 22, 2014

morning gorey

When you wake up in the morning, after having your ass pounder, to find you have a prolapsed answer.

Adam woke up with morning gorey, he hoped Tyrone would push it back in again.

by stusx10 May 25, 2018

morning pickle

When you wake up and find out where the cucumber went last night.

I lost my cuke at some point in the night and woke up later only to find out that I now have a morning pickle

by Jdl142 July 3, 2018

Morning excitement

The polite way of saying a man has a morning erection/woodie.

He couldn’t answer the door this morning, he had a bit of morning excitement.

by islington345 February 8, 2022