Mickey Thompson

The GOAT of high school football. Easily one of the best coaches out there. Need a guy who can win football games.... ask Mickey. Need a guy who loses his keys a lot... ask Mickey

Dude, did you see Mickey Thompson beat a team 70-3?

Yeah crazy

by John Smith2212 January 21, 2019

Mickey

When a person or cat is extremely obese and can barely move due to being so fat

That cat is so fat he must be called mickey

by Mickey mcClean February 18, 2019

Mickey

They really like fries and are down bad for fictional men that will never love them back…so they resort to a less fictional man that is a himbo #himbolover

K: Have you met Mickey?

O: that himbo lover? They got a lot of guts liking one of those

by rqxztxr December 16, 2021

leon mickey davis

The act of a man whispering sweet nothings into your ear 2-3 a day.

I can stop thinking about the way he sounded when he leon mickey davis me when he was away for work.

by Princess Peggy September 20, 2020

Mickey Mouse Day

A day where you wear all Mickey Mouse merch. October 30

It’s Mickey Mouse day so I’m wearing my Mickey shirt.

by Andy Andy October 27, 2019

mickey-taking

An act of mockery, parody or piss-taking.

Back in our school days, our relationship was based on mickey-taking.

by NatBarr December 13, 2016

Get my Mickey up not my tickey up

This phrase is commonly used amongst pedophiles. It’s a silent way of getting to spot another in public without outright saying it. It is also used to sell and trade kids over recorded audio so that they do not arouse suspicion to anybody who is listening.

Man 1: Yeah man I got two good ones if you’re buying. These ones are brand new too. Lemme just Get my Mickey up not my tickey up”

by DaddyChill666 March 20, 2023