by Bodene Beets September 23, 2018
by Jono. April 24, 2008
The origin of Mickey Salad is not as innocent as you might think. Minnie and Mickey Mouse got divorced after Minnie was caught cheating with Daisy Duck. Minnie was the only one in the marriage with Mickey that had a job. She worked at the boutique with Daisy. Mickey became an alcoholic and cocaine addict and began a cannabis farm in his backyard. Eventually, Mickey’s weed dealing business began going south and Mickey became desperate. Not knowing what to do, he smoked all of the weed he couldn’t sell, further deteriorating his physical and mental health. After a very long night of staring at his TV and not taking anything in, he came across a movie that gave him the idea to get himself run over and sue the person who did it. Two days later, Mickey executed his scheme. After he successfully sued the innocent man, he used the money to buy cocaine and pay for the clubhouse’s electricity and water. Eventually, Goofy got sick of living in the clubhouse, nicknamed the Mickey Mouse drughouse so he ratted Mickey out to the police. Donald Duck heard about it and told Mickey before the police raided the clubhouse. Goofy, not wanting to arouse suspicion stayed at the clubhouse waiting for the police to arrive. Mickey used this to his advantage. He made Goofy poisoned salad and ate some himself. Goofy foolishly ingested Mickey’s salad. A few short hours later, they both died after suffering from seizures. That is where the phrase, “Mickey Salad, yucky yucky” comes from.
Child: Mickey salad, yucky yucky
Brother: What does that mean
Sister: You haven’t heard of The Mickey Salad Story?
Brother: What does that mean
Sister: You haven’t heard of The Mickey Salad Story?
by MickeySaladYuckyYucky March 28, 2020
by Niboola February 16, 2024
in the show, shameless one of the cutest couples is Gallivich they are so cute soulmates for life perfect for each other and are one of my favorite gay couples
by ms. fruity ma'am October 24, 2022
A noun, usually a person. A Mickey Mole is something to be relied upon and also to have sexual relations with.
by Oogly50 November 17, 2009
An unfortunate condition that develops in the hands when attempting to masturbate after consuming too much sodium. When sodium intake is too high, your hands swell up and they will then look like Mickey Mouse hands.
by backdrft76 August 14, 2022