Mexican Mudpumping

A sexual act involving 2 men: whereas man A gives plethora laxatives to man B (a mexican lad) to get his insides nice and juicy. Man A proceeds to swizzle straw the juicy nectar from man B's anus. Heretofore - pumping mud from a Mexican.

I haven't talked to Panda in a while.

Friend: Yeah, Panda got a new lover named Diego, and they've been Mexican Mudpumping for 2 days straight.

by TittyfaceJenkins October 20, 2020

red mexican

a mexican sunburnt after a hard day of crossing borders

most illegal immigrants are red mexicans

by beastkillah November 20, 2013

Mexican hoverboard

The lawnmowers that you stand on while operating them

Candice: Where did Jose go?
Juan: Hes over there on the Mexican hoverboard

by Candicejoe69 May 5, 2023

mexican dustbuster

When a Hispanic woman preforms oral sex on an elderly male. And takes a dusty cum shot to the face, breasts or any other form of old man money shot.

Maria gave old man Clyde a Mexican DustBuster last night.

by Wreck it Ralph June 8, 2016

mexican suitcase

A large trash bag.

I saw Joanna dragging her mexican suitcase onto the city bus after she shopped at the garage sales across town.

by Celtic26 April 9, 2010

Mexican Zippo

Folding a match in a matchbook back, and snapping your fingers to ignite it; then motioning your hand like you are closing a zippo lighter to put it out.

n/a see above for Mexican Zippo instructions

by DuckDodgers2350ad November 24, 2011

Mexican piss

The act of taking a piss in public. Where bathrooms are not available.

Jamal "I'll be right back bro"
Challa "we're u going dude"
Jamal "I got to go take a mexican piss"

by Mydickis9inch February 21, 2014