Marlon

Marlon is a white dude whose head is the shape of an egg, he most likely shaved it when he as drunk as a stupid bet

Marco: Whose that ugly ah guy

Jake: Oh that's Marlon

by sadaskdlad October 13, 2022

Marlon

A man with a big dick. Tall, sexy and does not get any bitches.

Yo you see the guy over there, he's Marlon he gets no bitches.

by osus October 30, 2022

Marion Dennison

Really good jam/ jelly and the best mom ever.

Have you ever tried Marion Dennison jelly?

by unknown1653865 November 3, 2022

Marko

A Marko is a sweet, funny, smart and caring friend.
He's really good at maths and science and is always patient with you when you need help with things you don't understand. If you ever get the chance to bag yourself a Marko go for it because he truely is one of a kind.

Person 1: Who's that guy over there?
Person 2: Oh thats Marko, go talk to him, he's such a dear.

by UrMoM Ian November 26, 2022

Marko Cicmil

He was one of the most influential men of post-WWII Serbia. A loving father and husband, he died at age 72 in January 2015. He promoted the Serbian language and culture in the rest of Europe. He was principal of the biggest gymnasium of Novi Sad "Jovan Jovanović Zmaj" from 1980 to 2001. He wrote many books, that can be found in the Novi Sad library. He had 2 children and 4 grandchildren.

Person 1: Dude who is Marko Cicmill?
Person 2: The greatest man ever, you dumbass.

by respectable.person December 23, 2022

Marko

Marko is so hot and he is such a G.O.A.T and he is the best at every single sport.

Did you see Marko on the soccer field

by Jadesss January 27, 2023

Marlon

A person called Marlon is most likely gonna try to crush your balls between his huge fuggin big ass hands. When he doesn’t try to rip your testicles out of your body, he will smash your shoulder into pieces of shattered bones and he will most likely make sure that there’ll only be a bloody paste left behind. When he doesn’t do that either, he will try to shatter your kneecaps or he will try to insert his hand forcefully into your rectum. And lastly, when he doesn’t try to enter your body forcefully in any way, he will instead bite you. He often likes to try kissing other men and he’s always fucking dogs in his backyard. In other words, a Marlon is a person who’ll make sure you lose your virginity to him, before you are able to lose it to a girl.

Grrrr UwU sussy baka senpai - Marlon, 2023

by Noah's Cock February 22, 2023