mackenzie

A Mackenzie or Mac is a devil and a furry. she has little to no friends. her only friends are usualy goths or people that constantly are pending suicide. she is very annoying and is a drama queen.

Nathan: Oh no, here comes Mackenzie
Mac from across the room: ThE fUcK YoU sAy To Me Yo LiTtLe ShIt

by kirnalcandy March 27, 2019

Machete Mouth

1) A person with teeth that havn't fully grown out of their gums yet giving the impression they've been hit in the mouth by a machete cutting off their teeth in a straight horizonal line with surgical precision.

2) A person with too many metal piercings in their face looking as if they where too close to a grenade when it went off piercing their face with shrapnel(that can later be melted down to make a machete), making them seem as if they've got a bigger more annoying grin or smile.

Biff: Hey Jeff, this is my friend Heff.
Jeff: Nice to meet...woah dude thats up with your teeth!?
Heff: I've got Machete Mouth Syndrome.
Jeff: Shit dude! You ever heard of Ribena Tooth Kind!?

Greg: Hey dude the chick I was railing lastnight was so wild until she smiled at me dude...serious Machete Mouth goin on there.
Mike: Shit man...did you nail her anyways?
Greg: YEAH DUDE!
Mike: AWESOME Your sweet man!

Peter: Did you see that guys face? It was full of metal what was wrong with him?
Henry: Machete Mouth...a serious case!

by Fanny Hurts May 13, 2006

mackela

A big annoying bitch. Who cries to get noticed by someone, but everyone hates her. She even tries to hurt herself and others. She thinks she can sing but ends up sounding like a whale.

Person 1: Did you hear about Mackela?

Person 2: No why?

Person 1: She tried to join choir but she ended up sounding like a whale. So the teacher said maybe next year. So the. She started crying and tried to jump out of a window.

Person 2: She has some major issues.

by quincy88 November 21, 2013

maceta

Cuban word for someone who has a lot of money and can provide for others

He took me to this expensive restaurant and payed for all the expenses. That guy is maceta.

by SpanishCubanAmericanGirl January 13, 2018

Mackenzie

All Mackenzies that I know are beautiful girls inside and out. They wear no makeup, because the don't have to! They are tall, and have light brown to dirty blonde hair. Mackenzies are popular, because they are very attractive and have very amazing, bubbly personalities. They are athletic, and play multiple sports. They have beautiful singing voices, plus they are great dancers, but can be shy, and most likely have stage fright. Every Mackenzie I know is a TOTAL vsco girl. They wear oversized tees, shell necklaces, scrunchies, crocks/bircks/vans 24/7. If you are friends with or are dating a Mackenzie, you are very lucky. Don't ever let her go, and NEVER take her for granted.

Man that girl is literally perfect... whats her name?
Oh, that's my friend Mackenzie

by Anastasia Hartte August 16, 2019

Date with Mackenzie

Something you say when a father is planning to have sex with his daughter. In reference to Mackenzie Phillips having sex with her dad.

I hear after their mother goes to work, that guy has a date with Mackenzie.

by Cool Whip69 September 27, 2009

Mackenzie

1. A maneuver in which a female aggressively comes on to you, sexts 24/7, and goes out on expensive dates with you only to wake up one morning and decide she likes her old boyfriend after all. 2. Getting dumped abruptly, without warning or explanation, and out of the blue.

Dood 1- How are you and that hottie doing?
Dood 2- It was going great and then I got Mackenzied!
Dood 1- Told you she had issues.
Dood 2- Shoulda listened to ya bro.

by aces up December 21, 2009